Jesus Never Lived in Texas

MAGAts ignorantly pretend Jesus was a Caucasian who lived in the United States and shared upper middle class and filthy rich First World values, prejudices, and greed.

DR DAVY CROCK-ITMAGATSMAGAT IGNORANT VIEWS OF JESUSINCOMPREHENSIBILITY OF JESUS' TEACHINGS TO MAGATSCOUNTRY-ISH SONG LYRICS BY DR DAVY CROCK-ITSONG, "JESUS NEVER LIVED IN TEXAS," BY DR DAVY CROCK-ITSHARED BY DAVID ALBERT FARMERIMAGE BY PHOTOGRAPHER, TYLER BUTLER, UNSPLASHTEXAS

Dr Davy Crock-It

3/26/20251 min read

Jesus Never Lived in Texas (stanza one) by Dr Davy Crock-It

"Je-sus ne-ver lived in Te-xas or in a-ny U.-S. state.

He lived in an-cient Naz-‘reth, first cen-tu-ry-ish date.

The di-me-nish-ment of his-t'ry and the fear of be-ing woke

Means there’s no way to know him and fol-‘wing him's a joke."

Words (c) David Albert Farmer 2025

Tune, "Yellow Rose of Texas," public domain post content